Random Samplings

I recently saw the classic rock band Kansas in concert. However it was only two of the original members. This isn’t Kansas this is only part of Kansas. They should be called Wichita.

Tracey Gold, the actress who suffered from Anorexia when she was on Growing Pains is now hosting a reality show about people with eating disorders. It’s called Hunger Pains.

The members of Men at Work and Men Without Hats are forming a new band. It’s called Men Without Work.

Can a gay man wear a straight jacket? And if so, is it pastel?

Saw Bravo’s new reality show, The Real House Wives of Salt Lake City. What’s interesting is they are all married to the same guy.

I saw Mister Mister in concert. It was only the original lead singer. They are now called Mister.

If Sheryl Crow married Russell Crowe, would she keep her maiden name or add an E?

They say you should eat five fruits and vegetables and day. That’s a lot during the week and I don’t have the time for that. So on Sunday I eat 35 fruits and vegetables. Mondays are hell. I’m not regular, I’m congruent.

I went to the gym for the first time in years. I started working out and an employee said, “Sir, get off the coat rack.”

I bought the Ab-Slider. It rolls the best pizza dough.